How can I rotate a line of text each page refresh?

Right now, Reddit is down. Every time you go to it, it displays a logo and below it a funny message. Every time you refresh the page it displays a new message.

How could I write something simple that ~rotates~ (not random) a line of text on the page every refresh?

I'm using ASP.NET MVC but if there is a JavaScript solution to this problem that is fine too.

From stackoverflow

• Here's an example of how to do it in javascript:

  http://www.webdevelopersnotes.com/tips/html/random_text_display_using_javascript_1.php3

  Mithrax : Sorry, but I tried to specify in my post i'm ~not~ looking for random. Thanks anyway though

• This is how you could write it:

  For javascript, simply use the link posted by Andy White and replace the call to Math.floor(7*Math.random()) to a get/set cookie value. You can find ready-to-use javascript functions to read and write cookies on google.

  For asp.net mvc, the code won't differ a lot, you just have to look for functions to easily manipulate cookies as they are built-in.

• Load your message into an array or some sort of collection that is accessible by index.

  Something like (i did not verify all syntax):

  string getQuote(){
   //Load collection of lines
    ArrayList quotes = getQuotesData();
    int quoteCount = quotes.Count;
  
   // Set session or application variable to some number
    int counter;
    if( !Integer.parse( Session("counter"), counter ) ) { counter = 0; }
    if( counter > quoteCount ) { counter = 0; }
  
    return quotes[counter];
  }
  

  Also, I'm sure something similar is possible in javascript.